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I wish I was single

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fujisalci:

inkcaviness:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

We also say “That’s not my beer” for “That’s none of my buisness” and I think that’s beautiful

is germany even real

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fuckyeahtattoos:

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Dean Denney
Anonymous Tattoo
Savannah, GA
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prolly cutest tattoooo

vibeke-avocado-elske:

Catching Fire, aka The One Time I Had Nothing To Complain About The Movie Adaptation Of A Book I Loved.

THIS IS MY FEELINGS YUHS

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kirrrk:

hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand

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goldenclitoris:

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